Because I'm too lazy now to even rant

I knew Mallus were shady, but this is ridiculous.

So, one day i open my mailbox, and there's one item which catches my attention. Some fellow in the Noida campus who joined with me has started a grassroots movement to get the title Member of Technical Staff changed to something else, because his grandma thinks hes a greasemonkey when he tells her what he's called at work. Obviously, i had to join in. I need suggestions for cool sounding job titles, so i can keep the morons at Noida occupied.

P.S.This only goes to prove my theories about intelligence being linked to geographical locations.

Opeth's Remember Tomorrow is the best cover ever.

WTF?

So I sign into facebook the first thing in the morning when I reach Chennai, and this is what greets me.

Somebody up there is laughing away.

Occupational Hazards

I was in a hurry to meet Andy the other day, and i left my comp unattended. I come back the next day to find Srini calling me a senseless mad person. Nihar had hijacked my gtalk account. Luckily all my chats are saved (see post below :) ) and i was at least informed of the total damage done. It's pretty hilarious, and i thought I'll put it up here. Too bad Nihar's leaving on the 8th. He's a jolly good fellow.

me: hey
u der ?
richa2526: hello :)
i didnt know oyu were taking cat next week!!!
me: hey..how are u
long time no see
richa2526: went to noida?
me: no no..in bangalore only
richa2526: oh ok
so when do you go to noida?
me: im NOT going to noida!
where r u now ?
richa2526: but i thought you were going for 3 days :|
i am in ahmedabad
me: o hya. that done
now back in bang
richa2526: thats what i have been asking :P
how was it?
me: really good
richa2526: met sahil?
me: lots of guys ! :)
could not
he not so handsome
richa2526: huh?!
me: nothing... just a topic that was being discussed here
abt guys being handsome and all
richa2526: oh ok
oh ok
me: out of context sorry
btw... dont mind.. but.. do u think i'm handsome ?
richa2526: maybe not really handsome but definitely cute :)
me: come on... dont lie... every girl in noida was saying i was ugly :( :( :(
richa2526: btw, is nihar still there or is he joining iisc?
me: there was some team building game in which i had to ask them.. they all said like that :(
richa2526: i am not, you could ask mk and all too, i've always told them you're cute!!
me: ya..he will be leaving next month i think..have talked to him only once.
oh thank you so much ! :-)
im blushing !!! :)
richa2526: :)
me: are you also blushing ????
richa2526: why should i blush? :P
me: as u are thinking of me !!! :)
richa2526: haha!! :P
me: serious yaar !
tell naa
please
richa2526: i am not blushing!!
:)
me: why not ? u only told that i am cute !!
richa2526: yes, you are
but that still isnt any reason for my to blush :P
me:ok..leave that... do u think i have cute dimples too ??
:)
you ran off :(
i thnk u shy to blush in front off me
thats why
:) ok..tata then :)

I want

I've been reading a lot about these people lately, and they seem to be doing some very cool stuff, namely making the works of Tamil pulp fiction writers accessible to the English speaking world. And i saw this awesome t shirt on their website, that i must have. check out www.blaft.com for more cool stuff.

Buwahahaha

This is my workspace. Ha.

Lolzzz

My friend nambi found these posters, which are plastered all over the streets of Chennai. While most of us would avert our eyes at the sight of Piles in big bold letters, nambi read on. Incidentally, the person on the poster calls himself Dr.Biswas. Curiouser and curiouser.

Good ole times.

masai: ha ha
me: haha wha
what
masai: how u've taken it from undy
TILAW
me: TILAW?
only retards use acronyms
masai: the only trick u've learnt in nw
me: retards who cant spell out what they want to type
at least i am in nw
not some clubless loser like you
:D
masai: it aint a great thing to get in wid jugaad
me: are you picking garbage on the beach to make up your three credits?
hmm. jugaad. i suppose every talentless loser is using that word as an excuse for his pathetic miserable clubless existence
i notice you havent denied the fact that you are a loser
fuck. when you learn to type
i'll still be here
seeya
masai: it doesnt matter wat i do for my 3 credits, its none of your business too
me: ok
good for you
at least you are keeping it a secret
must be exciting
retard by day
garbage man by night
masai: atleast i'm not a loner like u
me: whole new alter ego and all
who
whoa
masai: tell me 1 guy who likes u
me: youve obviously mistaken pity for friendship
tip : no one wants to be friends with a loser
masai: ha ha
me: but most people are too nice to tell it openly
masai: and tats y u have no friends
me: see this is why you are a retard
there are two statements here
A:masai is a loser
b:masai has no friends
i said A->B
not B->A
dumbass
masai: lets get back to the crux of the issue
u r rejustifying andy's claims
me: no lets kick your ass some moew
more
masai: about the only thing u know in life
which u picked up after getting into NW
me: whoa there scumbad
scumbag
shitweasels like you arent qualified to talk about NW
when you get a life then you talk about it
masai: u cant get under my nerves with filthy language
me: good for you
masai: can u even kick a football?
me: and i thought you were absolutely useless
now you know you have at least one redeeming quality
masai: i'm sure u'll suffer a lonely quick death with your unhealthy mind, exerciseless body n torn soul
me: the patience of a donkey
thanks for looking into my future and giving me hope retard boy
but i dont need any cheering up from you
i know im going to have a lonely quick death
and i dont really care
masai: so how many blockades u already have in your arteries?
of cholestrol deposits?
me: at least i am not leading a miserable excuse for a life like you
masai: do u have medical insurance?
me: we all do, dumbfuck.
that card they gave you
it wasnt to shove up your orifices
its a mediclaim card
masai: tat aint no good for your deadly diseases
at max it can cure a flu in padmavati
me: you obviously havent read the booklet that came along with it
masai: v're talking bout multi million dollar business to the medical industry bcos of patients like u
me: i advise you to do so
masai: psychiatrist's pleasure
me: i dont think the kind of disease a psychiatrist treats is deadly
at least not to the patient
masai: anyway i've got an exam tomo. this chat has got my adrenaline up and pumping
thanks a lot
atleast u can do that for others.
me: hey no offense
i was only fucking around
masai: cant waste any more time on wastrels like u
cya
me: i wanted to see how much damage you can take
but if you're pissed
theres more where that came from
masai: ehe
me: best of luck for your exam
masai: i was seeing the damage u can take too
ofcourse panda
i've always been on good terms wid ya
and a bit of belting doesnt uhurt among frnds
me: sure
masai: so how did i figure in your stress interview?
me: im pretty sure you got very pissed
your exact words were
masai: hehe. not really. i ventured into the lion's den and kindled it. i chose to fight
me: anyway i've got an exam tomo. this chat has got my adrenaline up and pumping
thanks a lot
atleast u can do that for others.
please dont make a big deal of it
i was being nice to you
if i really wanted to rape you
go see what i did to vikram
masai: ah puhleez!!
stop acting like a dick head
me: look im done with my mid sems
i can talk all night
masai: hehe ok
me: why dont you go slog
masai: ok
wens d next booze party in your wing
me: not sure
almost everyones placed
so
masai: ok then until v meet next time in the coming "stoned" age, cya
me: once kashyap and gayru get placed
or if swami gets shell
masai: cool